digest the impeccable diamond
candlewicks start the engine and rev til Sunday salvage
wax hand cream potato corn beef salt pork border
ice pizzicato five more minutes til the internet is done
minuto diminuendo innuendo farm-boy ripped seams
gibbons shred the constitution to ribbons an endorsement
and we laugh in circles, up then down then
all around and until the end of the day we work
because we have to pay the bills in order to survive
and in order to survive we have to live, we have to
we just have to
i cannot slope monter monitor the monitor for monitors on a turn
i hear the tubas approaching aggressively and ask the
candidate iron chef maiden lady ore what
malicious malintent computer virus wants to know if its dead or alive
vitriol ribosome chloroform of a figure of a nineteenth century woman
fuck the centuries the 21st century shouldn’t start until 2100 that’s how numbers make sense
down with the calendar year
up with the fro-yo returns
to the beginning again
and the crowd boos and i say
why are you expressing emotions of malcontent?
hast i forsaken thou
I just keep it going high pre
Tect your self from the honor of your family
And mulk milk the cow milk it baby
Suck on the teet
Drink the mulk
Just kidding all of it.
The rug the family rug
The rug embroidered with our faces
I Trust Dale
I Trump the rump the rook the card
The Christmas miracle
The hallmark company
John Kerry in the mask
John mitsuibishi in the mask 2
am I holding the grudge again
The gorgon’s snakes
The cattle’s tales
The tale of the beggar on the ride of the road with the telephone in his hand that does not work. On the other side of the hill there is a trash can bigger than you think it is because it is a green trash can and optically speaking when eyes see green they just shrink right away, they can’t see in green but only pink and if it is anything else then it will be a disaster, a dry disaster like the desert storm, like the American genocide, like the patriot with the gun on the back of the daughter, with the scarf eater, with the swallowing of the semen of the priest, with the coat hanger, with the dog, with the dog watching, with the fish tank open, with the oven on, with the car running, with the alarm going off, with the bombs dropping, with the children dying, with the elderly speaking morals which we do not believe, with anarchy the state fell like the only domino, a singular domino.
I love dominos, I would like to order it now and watch the pizza man move from station to station, whether he is making the crust or firing the oven or on his way to me right now.
I’m sorry that he is nothing but pixels?
Can you hear me?
Through the microphone?
Is the cam on?
Do you like what you see?
Can you see me at all?
Am I even here?
Am I a singular gesture?
Am I a run in the pants of the philistines who would like to think their wives were austere but have a lot to come to terms with if they want salvation. Have you given alms? Have you given your arms to an amputee? Have you considered the paradox of disabled masculinity? Have you read Readers Digest, I’ve heard laughter is the best medicine. I hear little light blue lines. I hear anyone can get better if they put their minds to it. I heard it’s all in my head, the voices I mean, I love the voice in this poem, I love diversity and I’m ready to celebrate it, I have posters on my wall and cinder block walls, I have concrete veins like tunnels, I’ve never seen a building collapse, I love structure and grammar, I love to sip lightly carbonated beverages, I have a moustache with a single hair.
Dude. Dude. Dude. Gendered language is so important to the deodorant industry, that the secret, don’t axe questions okay my dove? You are an irish spring of cleanliness but not always and even though you won’t fuck me right now I still stuck out my tongue and tasted coarse pheromones and savored it like sea breeze mountain air Cyprus and malta and the Dominican republic and even borneo
I love a nice thick cock
I love to drink beer
Lets make three zeros
Three times nothing is infinity is it not is nothing infinity if it is an infinite absence or an infinite loss a negative infinite limit equals the amount of time I wish I spent thinking about useless things like utility and bills and the games that we play on our cell phones when we are on the toilet and when we touch our gloves to the screen and it just wont cut it anymore im going to yell at the apple employee like he murdered my son
Please narcissism narcissism alright like narcissus alright like the third of the person trying to be whole if you want to take it to twin discrimination im going to have to ask you to be twintersectional or a little twink sectional where you can fuck me while we drink the franzia you bought and you lift up your skirt and show me what’s up there and how big it is
More more for the sake of more for the land of the majority the home of authority the liberty bell has a crack in it and didn’t last too long the first time I heard a dog bark I thought it was a comet entering the atmosphere like a raincloud of Dramamine and the end of the world doesn’t seem so bad anymore